virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

lolsomeone-actually:

ruinedchildhood:

why is this so dope??

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

lotrlockedwhovian:

That’s how you university.

lotrlockedwhovian:

That’s how you university.

surprisebitch:

let him live

surprisebitch:

let him live

preppycollegeguy:

College

shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar